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I got a Hooch, everyone tried it… And now this has happened. #awks

I got a Hooch, everyone tried it… And now this has happened. #awks

Sean and the beaut interior of the National Museum of Scotland

Sean and the beaut interior of the National Museum of Scotland

blooms-and-shrooms:

Hibiscus schizopetalus by Jacky Parker Floral Art on Flickr.

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Available at Slightly Suspect Bookshops and most of the grubbier types of spaceport.

dunwall:

this is my favourite quote ever

dunwall:

this is my favourite quote ever

cayya:

for you

cjkaze:

i dont get why most products for men are like “RRRRRRRAGH ITS THE SAME THING AS THE WOMANS PRODUCT EXCEPT WOMEN ARE PATHETIC AND THIS IS FOR MEN RRRHHHH BUY YOUR MAN YOGURT TODAY”

So like I don’t really like the idea of marriage. It’s a stupid tradition, white isn’t at all my colour and has anyone noticed that the traditional speeches are always father of the bride, groom’s speech and best man’s speech? I’m like yo, where all my ladies at? The women don’t speak?? um??? anyway whatever that’s not the point

Due to all this stuff with Sam’s wedding I feel like when I meet someone I want to spend the rest of my life with, I might just have some sort of ceremony. Just so that maybe MAYBE my mum will get to go over the top with decorations and cute things that she’ll love organising.

Anyway guys, obvs the people who I know irl on here are all going to be invited so I’m giving you warning ~10 years in advance 

- I will not wear white

- Children are not allowed.

- Everyone has to look nice and wear a neat, pretty and well fitting outfit??? Like I thought this was a thing anyway??? APPARENTLY NOT?!?!?!?

- And I am DEFINITELY not using traditional vows DEAR LUCIFER NO

- Tbh probably won’t be a wedding at all. I’ll just invite people under that pretense and then it’ll be like HOLLA WE GETTING HELLA CRUNK HEY THIS MA BAE WE JOINING HANDS AND SHIT NOW LET’S PARRRTAAAYYY

ok? ok.

The Ronettes - Be My Baby
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Be My Baby by The Ronettes

I know that Hannibal is killing people and eating them and being quite creepy about it but

DEAR GOD MADS CONTROL YOUR ATTRACTIVE FACE AND VOICE AND EVERYTHING

bigbadbus:

bananaleaves:

starryglazes:

baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932