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teamoon7:

We are Groot.

So today I’ve dumped someone. Didn’t feel anywhere near as good as last time i did it. Then again last time it was an emotionally manipulative jerkwad abd this time it was a harmless jupelberry shrub who wasn’t quite the right mauvy shade of pinky russet. But had taken quite a good shot at being it.

Yeah im picky. It’s annoying. I also like making Hitchhiker’s guide references at inappropriate times.

I look around at us and you know what I see? Losers… I mean like, folks who have lost stuff.

threecheersfortheblackparade:

SISTER SHIP OF THE MADAME DE POMPADOUR

SISTER SHIP OF THE MADAME DE POMPADOUR

SISTER SHIP OF THE MADAME DE POMPADOUR

You have replaced every piece of yourself. Mechanic or organic. Time and time again. There’s not a trace of the original you left.

queenofthebeasties:

It has begun.

"The big bad"

BIG NEWS:

the floor is officially not sticky anymore after cleaning it three and a half times and I am safe to walk around with bare feet once more (Y)

However I have a hangover and I feel like eating both all the food and no food at the same time. I think I might be able to cure this. With fish and chips.

That is all.  

What do you all have for brains? Pudding?